Round
9 |
|
Brian H. |
Mid-Con - -Valpo |
Brian T. |
I'll take the Evansville
Aces from the Misery Valley Conference |
John |
Don’t think I’m making
another move without the Missouri-Kansas City Kangaroos of the
Mid-Incontinent. |
Matt |
I'll take Oregon St |
Andrew |
The only insurance you’ll
get from Hartford is that the Hawks will suck night in and night out. |
Jamie |
Texas-Arlington
Mavericks-Southland |
Round 10 |
|
Jamie |
I'll go with the Northern
Illinois Huskies of the MAC |
Andrew |
William & Mary
(Colonial) – The coaching of this team is so poor, that it could be William,
Mary, MJ, Kobe and Shaq, and they’d still lose 25 games. |
Matt |
Jacksonville State Gamecocks. The lesser of the
'cocks. |
John |
Duquesne Dukes |
Brian T. |
Cleveland State |
Brian H. |
Marshall |
Round 11 |
|
Brian H. |
Miami (OH) |
Brian T. |
Tennessee Tech |
John |
Mercer |
Matt |
Iona |
Andrew |
McNeese State
(Southland). In honor of the
primaries, McNeese State conducted an exit poll at their latest game. There was a 98% error margin. That was, of course, on the court. At the poll, no one gave a damn. |
Jamie |
Southern Utah
Thunderbirds-Mid-Continent |
Round 12 |
|
Jamie |
Morehead St. Eagles-Ohio
Valley |
Andrew |
Wagner (Northeast): When you think Wagner, you think power
tools. When you think Wagner
basketball, you think weak, slow, uncoordinated, poor shooting, white boys. |
Matt |
I'll take Tulsa out of the
Wiggidy Wiggidy WAC. |
John |
Gimme Sacramento State Hornets from the Big Sky. |
Brian T. |
I'll take the Hofstra Pride out of the Colonial. |
Brian H. |
West Virginia |
Round 13 |
|
Brian H. |
Virginia Tech |
Brian T. |
I'll take the Cal Poly Mustangs from the Big West. |
John |
I'll take the Wyoming Cowboys from the Mountain West. |
Matt |
Siena |
Andrew |
Ohio (Mid-American): Completely unlike their intra-state rivals,
the Cincinnati Bearcats; the Ohio Bobcats really excel in the classroom and
stink on the court. Also, Cincinnati
is named for a bear-like cat, while Ohio is named for a bob-like cat. |
Jamie |
Louisiana Tech
Bulldogs-Western Athletic |
Round 14 |
|
Jamie |
the Furman Paladins
(?)-Southern Conference |
Andrew |
Oakland
(Mid-Continent): It has been rumored
that Al Davis is considering buying this college. His long term goals are to move them to LA,
then back to Oakland, all the time firing head coaches and distancing the
fans to the extent that they become a bunch of psychopathic maniacs. |
Matt |
Hit me with Holy Cross..
God may be on their side, but they still suck at sports. |
John |
Washington Huskies |
Brian T. |
I'll take the UMass
Minutemen. Outta the A-10. |
Brian H. |
Coastal Carolina -- Big
South |
Round 15 |
|
Brian H. |
Appalachian State -- Sun
belt |
Brian T. |
East Carolina |
John |
I'll take the Radford
Highlanders of the Big South. |
Matt |
I'll take the Bradley
Braves out of the Missouri Valley |
Andrew |
The Fairfield Stags of the
Metro Atlantic Conference may be going stag to the Big Dance. But, in this case stag means without a date
and without an invitation. |
Jamie |
Yalie Bulldogs-Ivy League. |
Round 16 |
|
Jamie |
Rutgers Scarlet Knights. |
Andrew |
So, the team to tip the
scale is the Lamar Cardinals ... a team so bad that five monkeys randomly
running around a basketball court throwing hook shots and feces, could rout
the Cardinals, given an infinite amount of time. Actually, no ... give them 5 minutes. This was my little tribute to the first day
of the Chinese New Year ... the Year of the Monkey. |
Matt |
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John |
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Brian T. |
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Brian H. |
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