Round 9
Brian H. Mid-Con - -Valpo
Brian T. I'll take the Evansville Aces from the Misery Valley Conference
John Don’t think I’m making another move without the Missouri-Kansas City Kangaroos of the Mid-Incontinent.
Matt I'll take Oregon St
Andrew The only insurance you’ll get from Hartford is that the Hawks will suck night in and night out.
Jamie Texas-Arlington Mavericks-Southland
Round 10
Jamie I'll go with the Northern Illinois Huskies of the MAC
Andrew William & Mary (Colonial) – The coaching of this team is so poor, that it could be William, Mary, MJ, Kobe and Shaq, and they’d still lose 25 games.
Matt Jacksonville State Gamecocks.  The lesser of the 'cocks.
John Duquesne Dukes
Brian T. Cleveland State
Brian H. Marshall
Round 11
Brian H. Miami (OH)
Brian T. Tennessee Tech
John Mercer
Matt Iona
Andrew McNeese State (Southland).  In honor of the primaries, McNeese State conducted an exit poll at their latest game.  There was a 98% error margin.  That was, of course, on the court.  At the poll, no one gave a damn.
Jamie Southern Utah Thunderbirds-Mid-Continent
Round 12
Jamie Morehead St. Eagles-Ohio Valley
Andrew Wagner (Northeast):  When you think Wagner, you think power tools.  When you think Wagner basketball, you think weak, slow, uncoordinated, poor shooting, white boys.
Matt I'll take Tulsa out of the Wiggidy Wiggidy WAC.
John Gimme Sacramento State Hornets from the Big Sky.
Brian T. I'll take the Hofstra Pride out of the Colonial.
Brian H. West Virginia
Round 13
Brian H. Virginia Tech
Brian T. I'll take the Cal Poly Mustangs from the Big West.
John I'll take the Wyoming Cowboys from the Mountain West.
Matt Siena
Andrew Ohio (Mid-American):  Completely unlike their intra-state rivals, the Cincinnati Bearcats; the Ohio Bobcats really excel in the classroom and stink on the court.  Also, Cincinnati is named for a bear-like cat, while Ohio is named for a bob-like cat.
Jamie Louisiana Tech Bulldogs-Western Athletic
Round 14
Jamie the Furman Paladins (?)-Southern Conference
Andrew Oakland (Mid-Continent):  It has been rumored that Al Davis is considering buying this college.  His long term goals are to move them to LA, then back to Oakland, all the time firing head coaches and distancing the fans to the extent that they become a bunch of psychopathic maniacs.
Matt Hit me with Holy Cross.. God may be on their side, but they still suck at sports.
John Washington Huskies
Brian T. I'll take the UMass Minutemen. Outta the A-10. 
Brian H. Coastal Carolina -- Big South
Round 15
Brian H. Appalachian State -- Sun belt
Brian T. East Carolina
John I'll take the Radford Highlanders of the Big South.
Matt I'll take the Bradley Braves out of the Missouri Valley
Andrew The Fairfield Stags of the Metro Atlantic Conference may be going stag to the Big Dance.  But, in this case stag means without a date and without an invitation.
Jamie Yalie Bulldogs-Ivy League.
Round 16
Jamie Rutgers Scarlet Knights.
Andrew So, the team to tip the scale is the Lamar Cardinals ... a team so bad that five monkeys randomly running around a basketball court throwing hook shots and feces, could rout the Cardinals, given an infinite amount of time.  Actually, no ... give them 5 minutes.  This was my little tribute to the first day of the Chinese New Year ... the Year of the Monkey.
Matt
John
Brian T.
Brian H.