Round
5 |
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Brian H. |
San Jose State -- WAC |
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Sanford (Samford) -- Ohio Valley |
Brian T. |
Cal St. Fullerton Titans |
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Cal St. Northridge Matadors |
John |
the Houston Cougars and |
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the TCU Horned Frogs |
Matt |
Drake |
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Eastern Michigan |
Andrew |
Texas Southern (SWAC): The Tigers are worse than the stooges who
go up against the Harlem Globetrotters every night. The difference is that the Generals are bad
intentionally. And, they are
funny. I do mean funny-ha-ha, by the
way. |
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Hampton (MEAC): The Camptown ladies sing this song. doo-dah.
doo-dah. The Hampton Pirates
are 5 big duds. Oh, da doo-dah
day. Goin’ to suck all night. Goin’ to suck all day. I bet my money on the other team. Somebody gonna pay. |
Jamie |
Eastern Wash. Eagles-Big
Sky |
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UNC-Asheville Bulldogs-Big
South |
Round 6 |
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Jamie |
Grambling
Tigers-Southwestern Athletic |
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Louisiana-Monroe
Indians-Southland |
Andrew |
Florida International (Sun
Belt): This team takes their
university name too seriously. I mean
they played their first 6 games this season with those crazy international
trapezoidal lanes. It wouldn't be so
bad if their opponents did the same. |
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Quinnipiac
(Northeast): The Bobcats are excited
that they are set to star in a new NBC series next fall called, "Dr.
Quinnipiac, Crappy Basketball Team."
It's kind of a cross between "The White Shadow" and
"Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman," except the basketball team sucks, and
they don't solve crimes. |
Matt |
I'll take North Texas out
of the Sun Belt. 2-13 in conference
play last year. Ouch. |
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Also, Baylor out of the Big
12. I feel bad for those kids.. that
program is going to be nothing but shambles for the next 10 years. |
John |
Out of the mighty Mountain
West, the New Mexico Lobos |
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and out of the equally
mighty Ohio Valley, the Tennessee-Martin Skyhawks |
Brian T. |
I'll take the Western
Kentucky Blankets from the Sunbelt. |
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and, from the same
conference, the Louisiana Lafayette Ragin' Cajuns. |
Brian H. |
St. Bonaventure -- A10 |
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St. Marys -- west coast |
Round 7 |
|
Brian H. |
Sacred Heart -- northeast |
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southeastern La --
southland |
Brian T. |
The Hatters of Stetson
(Atlantic Sun) |
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and the Alabama St. Hornets
(SWAC). |
John |
the Southern, the Davdison
Wildcats, |
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and from Conf USA, the
Tulane Giant Green Cucumbers. |
Matt |
As long as we're all
straight, I'll take Washington State (first team out of the Pac-10), |
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And winner of 1 game so far
on the season, FAMU from the MEAC. |
Andrew |
Central Michigan
(Mid-American) - The Chippewas will be ringing in the new year like they
always do ... in last place with no prayer for the postseason. Oh yeah, and drunk like skunks. |
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Bowling Green
(Mid-American) - I noticed in the Falcons bowl game the other night that they
have a god-awful logo on their helmet.
Some sort of robot-looking falcon.
I'm not sure if the basketball team uses the same logo, because to my
knowledge they have never had a game televised. |
Jamie |
Howard Bison-Mid-Eastern
Athletic Conference. Too many to name,
including Chris Rock and P Diddy. |
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Ball State
Cardinals-Mid-American Conference.
David Letterman |
Round 8 |
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Jamie |
Youngstown State
Penguins-Horizon League-Bob Davie. The
Stoops folks grew up here too. |
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Robert Morris
Colonials-Northeast Conference-I looked long and hard here but the only
person I came up with is...Musa Shannon of the Tampa Bay Mutiny. |
Andrew |
Eastern Illinois (Ohio
Valley) - NASA is looking for life on Mars; the Panther coach is looking for
life on the basketball court. |
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Brown (Ivy) - These guys
really look and play like crap. In
fact, I think they should change their nickname from Bears to Crap. Brown Crap.
Fits, I think. |
Matt |
Illinois St Redbirds |
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And our beloved
"Play-In Game Partner", the Clemson Tigers |
John |
from the Big East, the St.
John's Red Storm |
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from the Patriot, the
Bucknell Bison. |
Brian T. |
the Wofford Terriers |
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the UNC Greensboro
Spartans |
Brian H. |
Mid-Am -- Buffalo Bulls |
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Con USA -- USF Bulls |
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