| Round 5 | |
| Brian H. | San Jose State -- WAC |
| Sanford (Samford) -- Ohio Valley | |
| Brian T. | Cal St. Fullerton Titans |
| Cal St. Northridge Matadors | |
| John | the Houston Cougars and |
| the TCU Horned Frogs | |
| Matt | Drake |
| Eastern Michigan | |
| Andrew | Texas Southern (SWAC): The Tigers are worse than the stooges who go up against the Harlem Globetrotters every night. The difference is that the Generals are bad intentionally. And, they are funny. I do mean funny-ha-ha, by the way. |
| Hampton (MEAC): The Camptown ladies sing this song. doo-dah. doo-dah. The Hampton Pirates are 5 big duds. Oh, da doo-dah day. Goin’ to suck all night. Goin’ to suck all day. I bet my money on the other team. Somebody gonna pay. | |
| Jamie | Eastern Wash. Eagles-Big Sky |
| UNC-Asheville Bulldogs-Big South | |
| Round 6 | |
| Jamie | Grambling Tigers-Southwestern Athletic |
| Louisiana-Monroe Indians-Southland | |
| Andrew | Florida International (Sun Belt): This team takes their university name too seriously. I mean they played their first 6 games this season with those crazy international trapezoidal lanes. It wouldn't be so bad if their opponents did the same. |
| Quinnipiac (Northeast): The Bobcats are excited that they are set to star in a new NBC series next fall called, "Dr. Quinnipiac, Crappy Basketball Team." It's kind of a cross between "The White Shadow" and "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman," except the basketball team sucks, and they don't solve crimes. | |
| Matt | I'll take North Texas out of the Sun Belt. 2-13 in conference play last year. Ouch. |
| Also, Baylor out of the Big 12. I feel bad for those kids.. that program is going to be nothing but shambles for the next 10 years. | |
| John | Out of the mighty Mountain West, the New Mexico Lobos |
| and out of the equally mighty Ohio Valley, the Tennessee-Martin Skyhawks | |
| Brian T. | I'll take the Western Kentucky Blankets from the Sunbelt. |
| and, from the same conference, the Louisiana Lafayette Ragin' Cajuns. | |
| Brian H. | St. Bonaventure -- A10 |
| St. Marys -- west coast | |
| Round 7 | |
| Brian H. | Sacred Heart -- northeast |
| southeastern La -- southland | |
| Brian T. | The Hatters of Stetson (Atlantic Sun) |
| and the Alabama St. Hornets (SWAC). | |
| John | the Southern, the Davdison Wildcats, |
| and from Conf USA, the Tulane Giant Green Cucumbers. | |
| Matt | As long as we're all straight, I'll take Washington State (first team out of the Pac-10), |
| And winner of 1 game so far on the season, FAMU from the MEAC. | |
| Andrew | Central Michigan (Mid-American) - The Chippewas will be ringing in the new year like they always do ... in last place with no prayer for the postseason. Oh yeah, and drunk like skunks. |
| Bowling Green (Mid-American) - I noticed in the Falcons bowl game the other night that they have a god-awful logo on their helmet. Some sort of robot-looking falcon. I'm not sure if the basketball team uses the same logo, because to my knowledge they have never had a game televised. | |
| Jamie | Howard Bison-Mid-Eastern Athletic Conference. Too many to name, including Chris Rock and P Diddy. |
| Ball State Cardinals-Mid-American Conference. David Letterman | |
| Round 8 | |
| Jamie | Youngstown State Penguins-Horizon League-Bob Davie. The Stoops folks grew up here too. |
| Robert Morris Colonials-Northeast Conference-I looked long and hard here but the only person I came up with is...Musa Shannon of the Tampa Bay Mutiny. | |
| Andrew | Eastern Illinois (Ohio Valley) - NASA is looking for life on Mars; the Panther coach is looking for life on the basketball court. |
| Brown (Ivy) - These guys really look and play like crap. In fact, I think they should change their nickname from Bears to Crap. Brown Crap. Fits, I think. | |
| Matt | Illinois St Redbirds |
| And our beloved "Play-In Game Partner", the Clemson Tigers | |
| John | from the Big East, the St. John's Red Storm |
| from the Patriot, the Bucknell Bison. | |
| Brian T. | the Wofford Terriers |
| the UNC Greensboro Spartans | |
| Brian H. | Mid-Am -- Buffalo Bulls |
| Con USA -- USF Bulls |