| Round 25 | |
| Brian H. | Old Dominion |
| Brian T. | Maine |
| John | I'll take Rhode Island Rams of the A-10. |
| Matt | I'll go ahead and steal Georgia St. |
| Andrew | I'll take Winthrop, which ... if you listened close enough ... was the sound that Janet Jackson's breast made last night when it flopped out. |
| Jamie | MSU-BIG TEN |
| Round 26 | |
| Jamie | CAL GOLDEN BEARS-PAC-10 |
| Andrew | With the roadrunners of round 22, I've got a nostalgic Saturday morning cartoon theme going on here, but I gotta go with the UC Irvine Anteaters ... a team so bad that they inspired producers to create the Anteater character on the old Pink Panther cartoons, and used it to teach us kids that it was OK to fail ... miserably ... with absolutely no hope to ever succeed. And, that ants were crafty. |
| Matt | I'll take St Louis from CUSA |
| John | I shall take the GWU Colonials from the miserable A-10. |
| Brian T. | I'll take the Crimson Tide. |
| Brian H. | BYU of the Mountain West |
| Round 27 | |
| Brian H. | FSU.....of the WAC |
| Brian T. | I'll take UCLA, Pac 10. |
| John | I'll take the UC-Santa Barbara Gauchos of the Big West. |
| Matt | DePaul from CUSA |
| Andrew | It is impossible for me to believe that the Pennsylvania Quakers of the Ivy League are still available. I mean their roots are a bunch of outcast pilgrims who have no talent other than making oat meal. |
| Jamie | Arkansas LR Trojans-Sun Belt |
| Round 28 | |
| Jamie | Jackson St. Tigers-Southwestern Athletic. |
| Andrew | The Northern Iowa Panthers from the Missouri Valley conference. Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, CBS, MTV and the NFL all apologized for Janet Jackson's boob. Isn't it time that the Northern Iowa AD apologizes for his boobs? |
| Matt | Speaking of sucky, I'll take Miami from the Big East. |
| John | Why, the Running Rebs of UNLV from the Mountain West, who else? |
| Brian T. | Hell, I'll take Colorado outta the BIG 12 |
| Brian H. | Chattanooga -- SOuthern |
| Round 29 | |
| Brian H. | Pacific -- Big West |
| Brian T. | What are we thinking? I'll take the 10-10 UNC Wilmington Seahawks outta the Colonial AA, thank you very much. |
| John | Iowa |
| Matt | Indiana |
| Andrew | The Northeastern Huskies from the America East conference are so bad that they have been put on a 5-minute delay because of obscenity concerns. |
| Jamie | Mid-Eastern Athletic-South Carolina St. Bulldogs |
| Round 30 | |
| Jamie | Monmouth (NJ) Hawks-Northeast Conference |
| Andrew | Methinks that Virginia is about to become whipping boys for the log-jam of ACC teams fighting for an NCAA bid. Check that ... they already have been (with one notable exception). |
| Matt | Tennessee |
| John | UAB |
| Brian T. | I'll select the Birmingham Southern Panthers from the Big South. |
| Brian H. | Charlotte -- CUSA |
| Round 31 | |
| Brian H. | Illinois Chicago--Horizon |
| Brian T. | I'll take Oral Roberts from the Mid-Incontinent. |
| John | With Oral Bob off the board, I guess I'll take Auburn. |
| Matt | I'll take Hawaii out of the WAC |
| Andrew | I still hold a grudge against Middle Tennessee State for that upset they pulled on us in the NCAA tournament about 15 years ago. My therapist says to just let it go, but I can't. I hate those Blue Raiders. I'm picking them, and I hope they lose every game from here on out. |
| Jamie | Conference USA-Marquette Golden Eagles |
| Round 32 | |
| Jamie | this isn't going to win me any friends, ACC-Florida State Seminoles |
| Andrew | The penultimate pick before we send out the invites is the George Mason Patriots of the Colonial Athletic Association. Is it any surprise that this is a team full of bricklayers? The freaking profession was named after the founder of the school! |
| Matt | That last team, my friends, will be the Michigan Wolverines. I feel this is the most unworthy team left. I'm still beefed by the FSU pick at 68, that I feel I had to go with another big name that was stuck with a crappy, lowly NIT berth. |
| John | Our first tourney team, and one who will not be dancing come next month, is the Niagra purple eagles of the Metro Atlantic. |
| Brian T. | I'll just take the Lehigh Mountain Hawks from the Patriot League. |
| Brian H. | Nevada |