Round 1
Brian H.	Alabama A&M -- SWAC
	Arkansas Pine Bluff -- SWAC
	High Point -- Big South
Brian T.	From the Mid-Incontinent, the Chicago St. Cougars
	From the Atlantic Sun Conference, the Libscomb Bisons
	From the Atlantic Sun, the Campbell Fighting Camels
John	The Ohio Valley Conference embarrassingly presents:  The Eastern Kentucky University Colonels
	From the Patriot League (assuming the b-ball team isn’t needed to help “liberate” Iraq):  The Army Black Knights
	Again from the Patriot League, and under the same assumptions as the previous:  The Navy Midshipmen (is that right, why the ram then?)
Matt	LIU BROOKLYN
	VMI
	Towson out of the CAA
Andrew	Savannah State (Independent):  The Savannah State Lady Tigers scored 3 points in the first half against Florida State on Sunday.  I repeat … 3 points.  This is NOT a basketball school.
	North Carolina A&T (MEAC):  A&T may get a lot of T&A, but they damn sure don’t score on the hardcourt.
	Morgan St. (MEAC):  The pride of the MEAC no more.  Well, OK … the Bears were never the pride of the MEAC.  In fact, the MEAC should be ashamed to even associate themselves with this awful, awful basketball team.
Jamie	Columbia Lions-Ivy (already lost to Army)
	Tennessee State Tigers-Ohio Valley Conference (Nolan the Third’s former team)
	Nicholls State Colonels-Southland Conference
Round 2
Jamie	Gardner-Webb Runnin’ Bulldogs-Independent
	Long Beach State 49ers-Big West
	Marist Red Foxes-Metro Atlantic
Andrew	Mount St. Mary's (Northeast):  What can be said now that hasn't already been said about the Mount St. Mary's Mountaineers?  I mean, they are the Mountaineers.  From Mount St. Mary.  Too easy.
	Bethune-Cookman (MEAC):  The Wildcats will be hurt this week due to a Star Trek convention to be held in their coliseum.  No, the starting five aren't big fans of the show, but they will certainly be faced with jail time after whipping some Trekkie ass.
	Southern University (SWC):  Times are so bad for the Jaguars, that their coach suspended the starting five for NOT skipping practice.  Just as well though -- the five had already made plans to attend a Star Trek convention this week.
Matt	I'll take Fordham out of the A10(4-24 last year!!!)
	And Wisconsin - Green Bay.  Its a football town anyway.
	Finally, Northwestern St out of the Southland.
John	From the Southern, The Elon Pheonix. Although one of their alums just managed the Marlins to the World Series, the current scholarship athletes ain’t gonna be cutting down nets in March.
	From the MEAC, the Norfolk State Spartans. Kirk Douglas never had it this bad.
	From the America East, the New Hampshire Wildcats. Unlike their namesake wildcats from the Bluegrass State, these folks from the Granite State just can’t shoot the rock.
Brian T.	The Indiana State Sycamores (Missouri Valley Conference). Most folks just call 'em the Sicks.
	An Independent, The IPFW (formerly known as the IUPU Ft. Wayne) Mastodons.
	Another Independent, Texas Pan American Broncs.
Brian H.	Texas A&M
	Texas A&M Corpus Christi
	University Texas El Paso
Round 3
Brian H.	Maryland Balt County
	Maryland Eastern Shore
	Albany
Brian T.	From the MAAC, the Loyola (MD) Greyhounds (not a very good logo, I'm afraid)
	Also from the MAAC, the Canisius Golden Griffins
	The Alcorn St. Braves, from the SWAC
John	Charleston Southern Pirates (or perhaps Buccaneers) from the Big South
	Competing with Loyola-MD for worst logo/most likely to have been designed in Powerpoint, the Liberty Flames, also from the Big South
	The Northwestern Wildcats, from the Big Ten.  My guess is that few teams that lose to FSU by 18 will be dancing in March, and Northwestern will not be one of these select few (but Duke, NC, and Maryland will).
Matt	I'll go with the Citadel (I DO like the logo, though.. thats a rough dog with a nice hat)
	Harvard - you may have all them learners gettin all smart n stuff, but your basketball team sucks ass
	St Peters - nice freaking peacock
Andrew	La Salle – This Atlantic 10 bottom dweller should really explore a way to win a freaking basketball game.
	Western Illinois – This team, who will finish dead last in the Mid Continent conference, better hope that the Marine Corps doesn’t find out how pitiful their basketball team is … the servicemen might take a break from Gulf War II and kick their ass for giving “Leathernecks” a bad name.
	Dartmouth – The disgrace of the Ivy League is so bad that I would rather take a flaming DART of poison shot from a bazooka straight into my acid-filled MOUTH than to watch them even take the floor for a basketball game.
Jamie	Idaho State-Big Sky
	Wright State-Horizon League
	St.Francis (PA) -Northeast Conference
Round 4
Jamie	Western Carolina-Southern Conference
	Texas State-Southland
	San Diego-West Coast
Andrew	Prairie View (SWAC):  At Prairie View, they see green pastures.  All I see is cow chips, cow chips, cow chips.
	James Madison:  You want to play a creampuff?  Schedule Dolly Madison from the Colonial Conference.
	St. Francis (NY):  The Terriers are not only the worst St. Francis University, but they are also the worst team in the Northeast conference, the worst team in the Northeast United States, the worst team in North America, the worst team in the western hemisphere, and the worst team on the planet … ever.  At any level, age or gender.  In any sport.  You can see why I picked them.
Matt	The Idaho Vandals.. just because I am running out of really bad teams and I think we're moving into semi-bad teams... at least I hope
	the JU Dolphins... They can't compete with the likes of Belmont and Mercer..plus they're a freaking dolphin.
	Centenary College, just because my Grandma went there.. Plus I don't think they'll compete with Valpo for the title
John	Vermont Catamounts from the America East
	Stonybrook Seawolves
	the Binghampton Bearcats
Brian T.	Northern Arizona Lumberjacks
	Montana St. Bobcats
	I'll also take the Sam Houston St. Bearkats from the Southland. No disrespect intended to Mr. Houston, of course.
Brian H.	San Diego State -- MWC
	San Francisco -- West Coast
	Santa Clara -- West Coast