| Round 7 | |
| Andrew | Belmont (Atlantic Sun): The Bruins spent the Christmas break at the horse track and boy did they stick out like a sore thumb. You can imagine what the locals thought when they beheld this group of short, fat, and ugly white guys who kept tripping over themselves. |
| High Point (Big South): The High Point cagers got what they wanted this year for Christmas ... releases from their scholarships and jobs at the shipyard. | |
| Brian H. | S. Utah |
| Oakland | |
| Matt | JU Dolphins (Jacksonville, from the Atlantic Sun) |
| Furman (Southern Conference) | |
| John P. | VMI was beaten by a Division three team- Mary Washington College. This team is in our conference where I coach at Gallaudet Univeristy. |
| NC Greensboro | |
| John H. | Portland State from the Big Sky |
| Houston from Conference USA | |
| Brian T. | Outta tha Southern, UT-Chattanooga Mocs! (Mockingbirds?) |
| Outta tha Colonial Athletic, the Old Dominion Monarchz! | |
| Round 8 | |
| Brian T. | From tha Metro Atlantic, the Rider Broncz |
| Tha Sun Belt gives us...the South Alabama Jaguarz! | |
| John H. | Florida Atlantic |
| Georgia State | |
| John P. | SE Missouri State |
| SW Texas State | |
| Matt | Cal St. Fullerton (or Fullerton State as they may like to be known as) |
| James Madison (why the crown and cape on that dog, thats my question) | |
| Brian H. | Two guys with wuss names like Bradley and |
| Drake don't go to high school proms and they don't go to the Big Dance! | |
| Andrew | Maine (America East): Maine had to cancel their annual alumni game this year … they couldn't get 5 players to admit that they once played for the Black Bears. |
| Youngstown State (Horizon): This team has really gone into a tailspin since Jim Tressel left the program. |