| Round 33 | |
| Andrew | Winthrop (Big South): I really loved the scene in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid when Paul Newman rides that rickety old bike to the sound of "Winthrop keeps falling on my head." |
| Brian H. | Austin Peay |
| Matt | Indiana |
| John P. | Champion takes Auburn of Southeast! |
| John H. | Gimme Fresno State. They are WAC, man. |
| Brian T. | I'll take the Buffs |
| Round 34 | |
| Brian T. | and the Wahoos |
| John H. | Villanova Wildcats |
| John P. | Champion selects ASU of PAC-10!! |
| Matt | Purdue |
| Brian H. | NC Wilmington |
| Andrew | UC Irvine (Big West) - The Anteaters really suck dirt. |
| Round 35 | |
| Andrew | Utah State (Big West) - With good intentions, the Aggie coach arranged for Olympic athletes to give his team a motivational speech after the recent winter games in Utah. Unfortunately, the only athletes that he could get were the curlers. Though the janitors are now happy that the floor is always brushed, the team hasn't won a game since the speech. |
| Brian H. | Holy Cross -- Patriot league |
| Matt | Boston University |
| John P. | Champion takes Seton Hall of Big East! |
| John H. | Kent State |
| Brian T. | Wagner Seahawks, Northeast |
| Round 36 | |
| Brian T. | and the Troy State Trojans |
| John H. | And I shall take Louisiana-Lafayette of the Sun Belt |
| John P. | Champion selects Cincy of Conf-USA!! |
| Matt | I'll take Missouri from the Large 12. |
| Brian H. | Central Michigan -- Mid American |
| Andrew | Mercer (Atlantic Sun): Merci beaucoup monsieurs! Merci for leaving me the Mercer Bears. Now watch them, along with the French language, get butchered. |