Round 3
Andrew	Brown (Ivy) - Those UPS commercials are catchy.  The basketball team sucks.
	Bethune-Cookman (MEAC) - In an exhibition game last week they were winning by a bucket late in the second half.  Unfortunately, the game was canceled because their opponents had to shower before 4th period.
	Texas Southern (SWAC) - They could run more effective practices if they didn't have to contend with the oil slicks and cow patties on the court.
Brian H.	Navy (Patriot) -- This team will sink early this year.  A group of seaworld seals would be a better shot of sinking a hoop in the NCAAs this year than this group of would be Navy Seals!
	Airforce (Mountain West) -- This team is gonna bomb.  Sure the can fly a $17.5 million dollar aircraft and take out a bunker from 17000 feet, but they can't shoot a $29.95 basketball through a hoop from ten feet away!
	The Citadel (Southern) -- These are the fine physical specimens who could not get into the above two academies!
Matt	Norfolk State
	Coppin State
	Alabama A&M
John P.	North Texas
	Towson
	Southern
John H.	Hartford
	Morgan State
	Missouri-Kansas City
Brian T.	How have the Campbell Fighting Camels (Atlantic Sun) lasted this long?
	And no one's picked the Stetson Hatters or
	the Gardner-Webb Bulldogs, both from the Atlantic Sun?
Round 4
Brian T.	And the Lions of SE Louisiana (Southland)? No one's picked them?
	What about the Portland Pilots (West Coast)?
	I can't believe the Western Illinois Leathernecks (Mid-Continent) are still available!
John H.	St. Peter's
	Niagra
	Fairfield
John P.	Delaware State
	Columbia
	Dartmouth
Matt	Northwestern St. (Southland Conference, baby!)
	Duquesne Dukes
	Alabama St. Hornets
Brian H.	Wofford
	West Carolina
	Appalachian St.
Andrew	Temple (A10):  The bad news?  The Owls are 0-5.  The worse news?  Their coach has pneumonia.  Any good news?  They don't play football for Temple.
	Penn St (Big 11):  Even though Penn State is a miserable 0-5, I was hesitant to pick them ... we all know that their losses are because of poor officiating.
	San Francisco (West Coast):  The Dons would have a decent team if their players didn't keep getting knocked off.  You thought I was going to make a silly, immature, homosexual reference ... didn't ya?  You know … like the coach couldn't get them to leave the showers prior to tip off.  Or, they didn't want to win because the other team was soooo cute.  Or, they refused to take the court with that awful ensemble called a uniform.  No, I would never make those kind of immature remarks.