| Round 21 | |
| Andrew | Toledo (Mid-American): Even though the Rockets really suck, I think it would be cool to attend one of their basketball games. You could shout, "Holy Toledo ... that's a bad play!" without sounding corny in the least. |
| Brian H. | Cal Poly (9-10) out of the Big West. |
| Matt | I'll take Coastal Carolina from the Big South. |
| John P. | Champion selects a local college, George Mason from CAA! |
| John H. | Gimme the K-State Wildcats from the Big 12. Long live the little apple! |
| Brian T. | I'll take the Richmond Spiders (A-10) |
| Round 22 | |
| Brian T. | and the Racers of Murray State (OVC) |
| John H. | Still in the Big 12, gimme the Iowa State Cyclones!!! With Pfizer went the fizz, the cyclones ain’t so windy. |
| John P. | Champion select Tennessee Martin! |
| Matt | Providence |
| Brian H. | Binghamton -- America East. The only way this team could be worse is if alumn Tony Kornheiser was their starting point guard!!!! |
| Andrew | Bucknell (Patriot): Their idea of March Madness is a 70% off spring sale at Penney's. |
| Round 23 | |
| Andrew | Colgate (Patriot): (holding my head between my hands and shaking violently): must ... resist ... toothpaste joke. Must ... somehow .... resist ... toothpaste ...... joke. Aw, screw it. Colgate's problem? Too much extra-whitening. |
| Brian H. | Colorado State of the Mouthain West. |
| Matt | I'll take MCNEESE ST out of the SOUTHLAND. |
| John P. | Champion select my dad's alumni- West Virginia! |
| John H. | Tulsa (WAC)- |
| Brian T. | The Siena Saints, from the MAAC |
| Round 24 | |
| Brian T. | New Orleans Privateers, from the Sun Belt |
| John H. | Ole Miss Rebels |
| John P. | Champion select UAB of Conf USA. |
| Matt | Bowling Green sucks. I'll take them |
| Brian H. | I will take the Vanderbilt Commodes -- cause their season is already in the toilet! |
| Andrew | Pepperdine (West Coast): An impressive amount of cards, flowers and candy was sent to the Pepperdine coach this afternoon. Unfortunately, except for the one from his wife, they were all sympathy gifts. Actually, his wife has now admitted that hers was out of sympathy as well. |