Round 1
Andrew	Savannah St (Independent) - ESPN shows them no love ... neither do I.
	Cornell (Ivy) - Their nickname is Big Red?  Come on ... there ain't gonna be no team named after chewing gum in the dance.
	Arkansas Pine Bluff (SWAC) - The only Bluff we're gonna see in March is Bob Knight claiming he isn't bitter.
Brian H.	Libscomb -- way to easy to make a comment on that name.
	Birmingham Southern -- these are the athletes not good enough to make the Birmingham East team.
	IUPU-Fort Wayne -- create some smart ass remark with PU in it yourself you work avoiding losers.
Matt	LIU Brooklyn - these ballers out of the Northeast Conference were just barely close to getting into DGUFI Bronx, ZPUIOD Queens, but not even close to meeting the tough academic standards at TRGBHFXJ Manhattan.
	Cal State Sacramento - They surf, basketball is something they talk about in movies.
	U Cal Riverside - The Big West Conference baby.  Again, they like the water.  They might be scared of large, air conditioned, loud basketball arenas.
John P.	Praire View
	Sacred Heart
	Howard
John H.	St. Francis-PA
	Loyola, Md.
	Lehigh
Brian T.	From the America East, the Great Danes of Albany (Woof, woof!)
	From the Colonial, the Tribe of William and Mary (Scalp 'em!)
	The Gentlemen of Centenary (Good day to you, sir!)
Round 2
Brian T.	The Wolverines of Morris Brown (Grrrrr! Grrrrr!)
	The Islanders of Texas A&M Corpus Christi (Go Islanders! Make 'em swim!)
	The Broncs of Texas Pan American (Hook 'em Broncs!)
John H.	Idaho Potato Heads (Big West)
	Nicholls State Change for a Dimes (Southland)
	University of New Hamsphire at Sucksville (American East)
John P.	Yale
	Army
	Sam Houston State
Matt	I can't believe Fairleigh Dickinson fell this far. Power out of the Northeast that they are.
	Denver Pioneers.  No catchy line.
	Tennessee St.  Again, nothing witty.
Brian H.	Sweeping up from the Big South, Radford is going to
	mount St. Mary, a true Northeast beauty, down by that famous
	Stony Brook on America's East shore.
Andrew	Chicago State (mid-continent) - Not the brightest of hoops teams.  But then, they do come from a school who thinks Chicago is a state.
	Liberty (Big South) - Jerry Falwell's five does have Jesus on their side.  Unfortunately, they have no talent on the court.
	Grambling (SWAC) - I agree with those who think Grambling should be eliminated from college sports.