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| Team | Player | Position | Team | |
| All Your Moms | Jack Wilson | SS | Pittsburgh | |
| All Your Moms | Livan Hernandez | SP | Washington | |
| All Your Moms | Jason Schmidt | SP | SF Giants | |
| All Your Moms | Tim Hudson | SP | Atlanta | |
| All Your Moms | John Smoltz | SP | Atlanta | |
| All Your Moms | Russ Ortiz | SP | Arizona | |
| All Your Moms | Kenny Rogers | SP | Texas | |
| All Your Moms | Jeff Suppan | SP | St. Louis | |
| All Your Moms | Rodrigo Lopez | RP, SP | Baltimore | |
| All Your Moms | Armando Benitez | RP | San Francisco | |
| All Your Moms | Jim Edmonds | OF | St. Louis | |
| All Your Moms | Craig Biggio | LF, CF | Houston | |
| All Your Moms | Jose Guillen | LF | Washington | |
| All Your Moms | Pat Burrell | LF | Philadelphia | |
| All Your Moms | Mark Kotsay | CF | Oakland | |
| All Your Moms | Johnny Estrada | C | Atlanta | |
| All Your Moms | Aramis Ramirez | 3B | Chicago (NL) | |
| All Your Moms | Vinny Castilla | 3B | Washington | |
| All Your Moms | Placido Polanco | 2B, 3B | Philadelphia | |
| All Your Moms | Mark Loretta | 2B | San Diego | |
| All Your Moms | Shawn Green | 1B, RF | Arizona | |
| All Your Moms | Pedro Feliz | 1B, 3B, SS | San Francisco | |
| All Your Moms | Shea Hillenbrand | 1B, 3B | Toronto | |
| All Your Moms | Albert Pujols | 1B | St. Louis | |
| All Your Moms | Sean Casey | 1B | Cincinnati | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Rafael Furcal | SS | Atlanta | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Roy Halladay | SP | Toronto | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Mark Prior | SP | Chicago (NL) | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Mark Buehrle | SP | Chicago (AL) | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Kelvim Escobar | SP | Anaheim | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Horacio Ramirez | SP | Atlanta | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Zack Greinke | SP | Kansas City | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Scott Kazmir | SP | Tampa Bay | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Trevor Hoffman | RP | San Diego | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Brad Lidge | RP | Houston | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Danys Baez | RP | Tampa Bay | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Akinori Otsuka | RP | San Diego | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Ichiro Suzuki | OF | Seattle | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Lew Ford | LF, CF, RF | Minnesota | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Jason Bay | LF | Pittsburgh | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Aaron Rowand | CF, RF | Chicago (AL) | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Andruw Jones | CF | Atlanta | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Mike Lieberthal | C | Philadelphia | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Hank Blalock | 3B | Texas | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Casey Blake | 3B | Cleveland | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Julio Lugo | 2B, SS | Tampa Bay | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Marcus Giles | 2B | Atlanta | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Todd Helton | 1B | Colorado | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Phil Nevin | 1B | San Diego | |
| Arab Slumgullions | Ben Broussard | 1B | Cleveland | |
| Asterisks | Jimmy Rollins | SS | Philadelphia | |
| Asterisks | Jose Valentin | SS | Los Angeles | |
| Asterisks | Rich Harden | SP | Oakland | |
| Asterisks | Carl Pavano | SP | NY Yankees | |
| Asterisks | Roger Clemens | SP | Houston | |
| Asterisks | Greg Maddox | SP | Chicago (NL) | |
| Asterisks | Freddy Garcia | SP | Chicago (AL) | |
| Asterisks | Jon Lieber | SP | Philadelphia | |
| Asterisks | Eric Gagne | RP | Los Angeles | |
| Asterisks | Greg Aquino | RP | Arizona | |
| Asterisks | JJ Putz | RP | Seattle | |
| Asterisks | Danny Graves | RP | Cincinnati | |
| Asterisks | Sammy Sosa | RF | Baltimore | |
| Asterisks | Jason Lane | RF | Houston | |
| Asterisks | Carlos Beltran | OF | NY Mets | |
| Asterisks | Coco Crisp | LF, CF | Cleveland | |
| Asterisks | Moises Alou | LF | San Francisco | |
| Asterisks | Steve Finley | CF | Anaheim | |
| Asterisks | Jorge Posada | C | NY Yankees | |
| Asterisks | Troy Glaus | 3B | Arizona | |
| Asterisks | Bill Mueller | 3B | Boston | |
| Asterisks | Tadahito Iguchi | 2B | Chicago (AL) | |
| Asterisks | Chase Utley | 1B, 2B | Philadelphia | |
| Asterisks | Richie Sexson | 1B | Seattle | |
| Asterisks | Jim Thome | 1B | Philadelphia | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Michael Young | SS | Texas | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Orlando Cabrera | SS | Anaheim | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Mark Mulder | SP | St. Louis | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Carlos Zambrano | SP | Chicago (NL) | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Randy Wolf | SP | Philadelphia | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Joel Pineiro | SP | Seattle | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Joe Nathan | RP | Minnesota | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Derek Lowe | RP | Los Angeles | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Dan Kolb | RP | Atlanta | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Chad Cordero | RP | Washington | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Luis Ayala | RP | Washington | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Bobby Abreu | OF | Philadelphia | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Juan Pierre | OF | Florida | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Reggie Sanders | LF, RF | St. Louis | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Carlos Lee | LF | Milwaukee | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Geoff Jenkins | LF | Milwaukee | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Vernon Wells | CF | Toronto | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Jason Kendall | C | Oakland | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Eric Chavez | 3B | Oakland | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Ryan Freel | 2B, 3B, OF | Cincinnati | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Jose Vidro | 2B | Washington | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Ray Durham | 2B | San Francisco | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Craig Wilson | 1B, LF, RF | Pittsburgh | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Jeff Bagwell | 1B | Houston | |
| Chico's Bail Bonds | Mike Sweeney | 1B | Kansas City | |
| Creams & Clears | Miguel Tejada | SS | Baltimore | |
| Creams & Clears | Randy Johnson | SP | NY Yankees | |
| Creams & Clears | Brad Penny | SP | Los Angeles | |
| Creams & Clears | Kerry Wood | SP | Chicago (NL) | |
| Creams & Clears | Jaret Wright | SP | NY Yankees | |
| Creams & Clears | Jason Marquis | SP | St. Louis | |
| Creams & Clears | Mariano Rivera | RP | NY Yankees | |
| Creams & Clears | Shingo Takatsu | RP | Chicago (AL) | |
| Creams & Clears | BJ Ryan | RP | Baltimore | |
| Creams & Clears | Damaso Marte | RP | Chicago (AL) | |
| Creams & Clears | Juan Rincon | RP | Minnesota | |
| Creams & Clears | Magglio Ordonez | RF | Detroit | |
| Creams & Clears | Larry Walker | RF | St. Louis | |
| Creams & Clears | Jeromy Burnitz | LF, CF, RF | Chicago (NL) | |
| Creams & Clears | Johnny Damon | CF | Boston | |
| Creams & Clears | Rocco Baldelli | CF | Tampa Bay | |
| Creams & Clears | Preston Wilson | CF | Colorado | |
| Creams & Clears | Ivan Rodriguez | C | Detroit | |
| Creams & Clears | Chipper Jones | 3B, LF | Atlanta | |
| Creams & Clears | Melvin Mora | 3B | Baltimore | |
| Creams & Clears | Luis Castillo | 2B | Florida | |
| Creams & Clears | Tony Womack | 2B | NY Yankees | |
| Creams & Clears | Kevin Millar | 1B, LF, RF | Boston | |
| Creams & Clears | Paul Konerko | 1B | Chicago (AL) | |
| Creams & Clears | Lyle Overbay | 1B | Milwaukee | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Jose Reyes | SS, 2B | NY Mets | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Nomar Garciaparra | SS | Chicago (NL) | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Barry Zito | SP | Oakland | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Mike Mussina | SP | NY Yankees | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Ben Sheets | SP | Milwaukee | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Curt Schilling | SP | Boston | |
| Not Neglected Nine | David Wells | SP | Boston | |
| Not Neglected Nine | C.C. Sabathia | SP | Cleveland | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Paul Wilson | SP | Cincinnati | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Octavio Dotel | RP | Oakland | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Keith Foulke | RP | Boston | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Tom Gordon | RP | NY Yankees | |
| Not Neglected Nine | J.D. Drew | RF | Los Angeles | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Richard Hildalgo | LF, RF | Texas | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Luis Gonzalez | LF | Arizona | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Shannon Stewart | LF | Minnesota | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Corey Patterson | CF | Chicago (NL) | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Ken Griffey, Jr. | CF | Cincinnati | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Jason Varitek | C | Boston | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Joe Mauer | C | Minnesota | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Alex Rodriguez | 3B | NY Yankees | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Aaron Boone | 3B | Cleveland | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Brad Wilkerson | 1B, OF | Washington | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Mike Cuddyer | 1B, 2B, 3B, RF | Minnesota | |
| Not Neglected Nine | Mark Teixeira | 1B | Texas | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Kazuo Matsui | SS, 2B | NY Mets | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Edgar Renteria | SS | Boston | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Chris Carpenter | SP | St. Louis | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Brad Radke | SP | Minnesota | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Roy Oswalt | SP | Houston | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Javier Vazquez | SP | Arizona | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Bronson Arroyo | SP | Boston | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Jeremy Bonderman | SP | Detroit | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Adam Eaton | SP | San Diego | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Jason Isringhausen | RP | St. Louis | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Billy Wagner | RP | Philadelphia | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Guillermo Mota | RP | Florida | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Tim Worrell | RP | Philadelphia | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Huston Street | RP | Oakland | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Vladimir Guerrero | OF | Anaheim | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Carl Crawford | OF | Tampa Bay | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Matt Lawton | LF, RF | Pittsburgh | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Eric Byrnes | LF, CF, RF | Oakland | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Brandon Inge | LF, CF, C, 3B | Detroit | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Victor Martinez | C | Cleveland | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Mike Lowell | 3B | Florida | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Nakamura | 3B | Los Angeles | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Brian Roberts | 2B | Baltimore | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Aubry Huff | 1B | Tampa Bay | |
| OitaObstinentOtters | Carlos Delgado | 1B | Florida | |
| Stickball Allstars | Khalil Greene | SS | San Diego | |
| Stickball Allstars | Bobby Crosby | SS | Oakland | |
| Stickball Allstars | Brian Lawrence | SP | San Diego | |
| Stickball Allstars | Pedro Martinez | SP | NY Mets | |
| Stickball Allstars | AJ Burnett | SP | Miami | |
| Stickball Allstars | Kris Benson | SP | NY Mets | |
| Stickball Allstars | Cliff Lee | SP | Cleveland | |
| Stickball Allstars | Brandon Webb | SP | Arizona | |
| Stickball Allstars | Ted Lilly | SP | Toronto | |
| Stickball Allstars | Matt Morris | SP | St. Louis | |
| Stickball Allstars | Troy Percival | RP | Detroit | |
| Stickball Allstars | Francisco Rodriguez | RP | Anaheim | |
| Stickball Allstars | Kyle Farnsworth | RP | Detroit | |
| Stickball Allstars | Lance Berkman | OF | Houston | |
| Stickball Allstars | David Roberts | LF, CF, RF | San Diego | |
| Stickball Allstars | Hideki Matsui | LF | NY Yankees | |
| Stickball Allstars | Torii Hunter | CF | Minnesota | |
| Stickball Allstars | Alex Sanchez | CF | Tampa Bay | |
| Stickball Allstars | Mike Piazza | C, 1B | NY Mets | |
| Stickball Allstars | Michael Barrett | C | Chicago (NL) | |
| Stickball Allstars | Scott Rolen | 3B | St. Louis | |
| Stickball Allstars | Alfonso Soriano | 2B | Texas | |
| Stickball Allstars | Adam Dunn | 1B, LF | Cincinnati | |
| Stickball Allstars | Justin Morneau | 1B | Minnesota | |
| Stickball Allstars | Jason Giambi | 1B | NY Yankees | |
| todayortomorrow | Carlos Guillen | SS | Detroit | |
| todayortomorrow | Angel Berroa | SS | Kansas City | |
| todayortomorrow | Jake Peavy | SP | San Diego | |
| todayortomorrow | Oliver Perez | SP | Pittsburgh | |
| todayortomorrow | Johan Santana | SP | Minnesota | |
| todayortomorrow | Bartolo Colon | SP | Anaheim | |
| todayortomorrow | Odalis Perez | SP | Los Angeles | |
| todayortomorrow | Noah Lowry | SP | San Francisco | |
| todayortomorrow | Gil Meche | SP | Seattle | |
| todayortomorrow | Braden Looper | RP | NY Mets | |
| todayortomorrow | Mike Adams | RP | Milwaukee | |
| todayortomorrow | Eddie Guardado | RP | Seattle | |
| todayortomorrow | Bob Wickman | RP | Cleveland | |
| todayortomorrow | Chin Hui-Tsao | RP | Colorado | |
| todayortomorrow | Brian Giles | RF | San Diego | |
| todayortomorrow | Miguel Cabrera | OF | Florida | |
| todayortomorrow | Manny Ramirez | OF | Boston | |
| todayortomorrow | Randy Winn | LF, CF | Seattle | |
| todayortomorrow | Scott Podsednik | CF | Chicago (AL) | |
| todayortomorrow | Paul Lo Duca | C, LF | Florida | |
| todayortomorrow | Adrian Beltre | 3B | Seattle | |
| todayortomorrow | Juan Uribe | 2B, 3B, SS | Chicago (AL) | |
| todayortomorrow | Jeff Kent | 2B | Los Angeles | |
| todayortomorrow | Travis Hafner | 1B | Cleveland | |
| todayortomorrow | Derrek Lee | 1B | Chicago (NL) | |
| Trammel4Prez | Derek Jeter | SS | NY Yankees | |
| Trammel4Prez | Josh Beckett | SP | Florida | |
| Trammel4Prez | Dontrelle Willis | SP | Florida | |
| Trammel4Prez | Matt Clement | SP | Boston | |
| Trammel4Prez | Kevin Brown | SP | NY Yankees | |
| Trammel4Prez | Mike Hampton | SP | Atlanta | |
| Trammel4Prez | Francisco Cordero | RP | Texas | |
| Trammel4Prez | Jose Mesa | RP | Pittsburgh | |
| Trammel4Prez | Jeremy Affeldt | RP | Kansas City | |
| Trammel4Prez | Ugueth Urbina | RP | Detroit | |
| Trammel4Prez | Jacque Jones | RF | Minnesota | |
| Trammel4Prez | Barry Bonds | OF | San Francisco | |
| Trammel4Prez | Gary Sheffield | OF | NY Yankees | |
| Trammel4Prez | Craig Monroe | LF, CF, RF | Detroit | |
| Trammel4Prez | Milton Bradley | LF, CF, RF | Los Angeles | |
| Trammel4Prez | Garrett Anderson | CF | Anaheim | |
| Trammel4Prez | Mike Cameron | CF | NY Mets | |
| Trammel4Prez | Javy Lopez | C | Baltimore | |
| Trammel4Prez | Ramon Hernandez | C | San Diego | |
| Trammel4Prez | David Wright | 3B | NY Mets | |
| Trammel4Prez | Chone Figgins | 2B, SS, 3B, CF | Anaheim | |
| Trammel4Prez | Bret Boone | 2B | Seattle | |
| Trammel4Prez | David Ortiz | 1B | Boston | |
| Trammel4Prez | Rafael Palmeiro | 1B | Baltimore | |
| Trammel4Prez | D'mitri Young | 1B | Detroit | |